Some People Shouldn't Breed - Ep.1
This is going to be a series on people who are put on earth just for the heck of it. Really. Cos I wonder if they exist merely to annoy the shit outta you.
Episode 1: People who won't queue up.
I was at the bank this morning.
It opens at 9.30am so when I got there at 9.15am, there was a group of people already waiting at the door.
Then this aunty appeared.
She was probably in her 40s, long hair in a pony tail, and she looked like she had an umbrella up her arse.
She went up to the door and shook the door handles. DUH... if we were still outside, it's quite obvious that it's still locked. The security guard motioned towards the clock on the wall. 9.25am.
She fidgeted and grumbled under her breath. Then she turned to me.
"Eh, the ticket number thing where ah?", referring to the ticketing system that tells you when your turn is. I pointed it out to her through the glass door and she nodded her head.
A lady next to me reminded her that the bank only opens at 9.30am. She said, "Aiya... no need tepat-tepat 9.30am one maaa," and she shook the door handles again. Riiiigghhht.
For the next 5 minutes she practically plastered herself to the glass door, as if the rest of us would overtake her the moment it opened.
Every other minute she would knock on the glass, only to be ignored by the security guard. I eyed his shotgun enviously. Goodness knows what I would've done to her if it was in my hands.
She continued to lean her weight against the glass. I wondered if she could walk through it if she tried hard enough. Then, 9.30am. The doors opened.
The way she rushed in you'd think there was a gold rush. She ran to the queue ticket dispenser like her life depended on it. Then stopped and stared at it for a good few seconds, holding everyone else up. "Which one pay bill? Which one pay bill?"
She finally pressed both A and B buttons. Good gawd.
This is the type of person who would elbow you out of a minibus. At the rate she's going, she'd prolly kill herself with an aneurysm. Or get herself pushed into a monsoon drain. *smiles to myself*
Hmmmmm. Nothing. Nothing.
Go to Episode 2: People who snot-drop and spit in public.
Episode 1: People who won't queue up.
I was at the bank this morning.
It opens at 9.30am so when I got there at 9.15am, there was a group of people already waiting at the door.
Then this aunty appeared.
She was probably in her 40s, long hair in a pony tail, and she looked like she had an umbrella up her arse.
She went up to the door and shook the door handles. DUH... if we were still outside, it's quite obvious that it's still locked. The security guard motioned towards the clock on the wall. 9.25am.
She fidgeted and grumbled under her breath. Then she turned to me.
"Eh, the ticket number thing where ah?", referring to the ticketing system that tells you when your turn is. I pointed it out to her through the glass door and she nodded her head.
A lady next to me reminded her that the bank only opens at 9.30am. She said, "Aiya... no need tepat-tepat 9.30am one maaa," and she shook the door handles again. Riiiigghhht.
For the next 5 minutes she practically plastered herself to the glass door, as if the rest of us would overtake her the moment it opened.
Every other minute she would knock on the glass, only to be ignored by the security guard. I eyed his shotgun enviously. Goodness knows what I would've done to her if it was in my hands.
She continued to lean her weight against the glass. I wondered if she could walk through it if she tried hard enough. Then, 9.30am. The doors opened.
The way she rushed in you'd think there was a gold rush. She ran to the queue ticket dispenser like her life depended on it. Then stopped and stared at it for a good few seconds, holding everyone else up. "Which one pay bill? Which one pay bill?"
She finally pressed both A and B buttons. Good gawd.
This is the type of person who would elbow you out of a minibus. At the rate she's going, she'd prolly kill herself with an aneurysm. Or get herself pushed into a monsoon drain. *smiles to myself*
Hmmmmm. Nothing. Nothing.
Go to Episode 2: People who snot-drop and spit in public.
Labels: idiots
says Wandernut on Monday, January 29, 2007
4 wandered by:
HAHAHAHA! push her! DO IT DO IT DO IT!
have to give her credit for being completely shameless and kiasu. i try to be like her oso cannot ah.. :p
~~~~~~~~~~geekchic
if you take the rifle, make sure you aim for the stomach. slowest and most painful death. and i want to be there to watch. and learn.
Lumos: Muahahahahhah!! I wish!!
Yules: I can't believe this kind of ppl oso got!
Geek: Oh yes... YES! YESSSSSS!!
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